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'...and let's get basted!'

'But people might think I'm stupid!'

'Choose' your own adventure

'Fuck Yeah!! 2015!'

'Hey baby it's nice and warm inside, come on in'

'I Love College'

'It all started on the day of my actual birth...'

'Make sure you get the right size', she said. 'Nah, they're all the same size', I said.

'Mommy, is that boat from the nineteen eighties?' -My 6 year old

'My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't.'

'My coworker and I just realised something'

'OH Dear...honey, i think they're about to blow up the plane. God help us.'

'Today is the proudest day of my life. I successfully took a picture of me high fiving myself'

'Try and get my dark side'

'What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Wife Discovers Browser History,' unknown artist, c. 1586

'Wireless Mouse'

'You fool. No man can kill me!'

'nuff said

*tips helmet*

-r-4chan's Admin protest image.

-r-TotallyNotMonster

1-up

10 out of 10: Grace, Skill, Execution

1983 was an exciting time.

2 Fast 2 Festive

2016 in a nutshell

2016 summed up in one picture.

2020

25% Drake, 25% The Hound, 25% Napoleon Dynamite, 25% Billy Zane

404 Sky not found

A Bit of Fry and Laurie

A Brief History of Shaved Heads with Full Beards

A Local Plumbers truck decal.

A Modern Love Story

A Thanksgiving dinner with girlfriend's family. (Artist unknown)

A bible store in Kansas has trouble understanding the meaning of this quote

A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece.

A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is

A comic that I made in high school. (Sorry about the comic sans. I was stupid back then)

A dad insisting on using his 'selfie stick'...

A day at the cat museum

A documentary worth watching

A final 'Fuck You' from 2016 [X-Post -r-fuck2016]

A friend nailed Halloween and 3D printed his own face

A friend of mine has received this note from the guy next door...

A friend of mine posted on this on facebook, captioned 'when you're a new vegetarian and don't know what to eat.'

A grandson gives a meaningful Christmas card to his grandpa.

A great student

A keyboard from the BuzzFeed office.

A kid at my school had been hiding these behind the windows.

A lifetime of trust issues start here.

A little kiss

A natural response.

A short poem by Google.

A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland [x-post r-europe]

A snippet from today's Times diary

A very carefully compiled wordsearch

ALL you need to know about the Brangelina divorce.

Aaaaand, they're off!

Aargh!!

Absolutely heartbreaking

Absolutely terrible!

Accidental Racism (OC)

Accidental Snow White Cosplay

Act natural, lads

Adam & Eve started the tradition we still see today

Adopting a dog

Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness Project, looks exactly like how I imagined the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like

Adult Life in a nutshell.

After no-shave november comes....

After not taking attendance all quarter, my TA was out of town on exam day. This was the last question.

Ain't no party like...

Ain't no traffic like incoming traffic

All 30 sheep are ready farmer

All I could think of when I saw this tv's stock photo

All I wanted was a nice photo

All around me are familiar faces...

All day this couple ran up to different Batmans, yelled 'son!' and then dropped to the floor.

All of Alec Baldwins brothers just look like failed clones

All this drama...

Almost Davidson

Almost...

Alternative lawbreaking

Always double check the measurements when purchasing home decor online.

Always love a bit of good self-deprecation

Am I doing this right?

Am I dying?

Am I to understand...

Amazon user reviews keyboard.

American men have always hated manuals

American television according to Europeans

An aunt sent me this...

An essential part of the Bahsten lexicon.

An exact replica of the Iron Throne.

An inbred dog

An interesting prop for the Christmas pageant, Johnny.

An international student ran into our office wearing oven mitts, panicking about a 'pig with swords' in his apartment.

And then Jimmy threw his head back in a gigantic fit of laughter!

Ann. The hero we need.

Anxiety Chart

Anybody else ever miss out on easy money?

Apparently I'm late for an important meeting with my cat

Apple accidentally leaked an iPhone 8 advertisement.

Apples new Air Pods. Wireless. Effortless. Magical. and...

Applying to jobs

Aren't we all?

Arthritis Convention California

As a german I feel uncomfortable doing this.

As we go into this holiday season..

Asked Siri to look up a phone number at a stop light, almost got rear ended.

Asparagus hauling

Aspire for greatness

Assistant branch manager

Astronaut Thomas Marshburn Forgets About Gravity In An Exit Interview Following The Expedition 35 Space Mission

At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever

At first I thought there were two dogs.

At the bookstore

Audience lady has a crush on Conan

Australia in a nutshell.

Auto-correct goes for a Hail Mary.

Awkward...

Babyproofing

Back in my day the struggle was real

Bad to the bone

Baiting deer is illegal!

Banana For Scale

Batman only fights crime at night because...

Battled egg stealing rat for months. Once killed, I gave it the memorial it deserved.

Be your own hero.

Being single on Thanksgiving be like:

Bender is wise

Best bathroom stall writing! Laughter helps it come out

Best police report I've ever read.

Best thing about living with your parents

Beyoncé the destroyer

Biggest leek in World History, how is Reddit not talking about this?

Birth control

Black Friday Shopping

Black dude’s sign at a hockey game

Blasted Pipeline

Blind farmer on thanksgiving

Blowing all your wages

Bo's advice for young people

Bob again.

Boom

Bought an Irish advent calendar

Bros sofa

Brutally honest sign

Built myself a lego leg while I wait for my real one to be built

Busted

But no warnings about leopards...?

But seriously though....

But what if...

Buttons

By the looks of it, I doubt she nose what she's doing

Caesar salad

Calorie counter encountered on Amazon

Can someone who speaks Spanish help me translate this?

Can't argue with that

Can't be more accurate after Thanksgiving break.

Can't blame the guy

Can't place the building here

Can't stump Margot Robbie

Cannibalism

Carol, I fucking loved you so much.

Cartoon Network is trash for letting this shit happen.

Cat or a Dog?

Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning

Caught this little shit trying to evolve. Threw him right back in the water.

Chart to help determine your risk of a bear attack:

Checkmate evolution!

Cheeeese!

Chia pet: Expectation Vs. Reality

Chill out Kathleen

Chowder was a great show

Christmas Tree? I prefer something special

Christmas came early...

Christmas card from my asshole younger brother

Christmas decorations done right

Christmas tree for cat owners

Christopher Lee how we miss you.

Classic Buster Keaton.

Classic eBay.

Clever decoration idea found at Aquarium Barcelona.

Clever girl

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

Colbert

College student tries to take advantage of the first snow next to a dorm.

Collision

Competition without a winner

Contractor gets in the cabinet he just built to prove its sturdiness

Cookie ?

Coolest Secret Santa gift ever

Cop beats black man in New York.

Coriander is what?

Couple rock climbing together

Cover me!

Cowboys vs. Indians

Curling your mate

Cut a lemon in half and place it under turkey skin to lighten the mood this Thanksgiving

Cutting lessons

DIY nightlight

Dad Instincts

Dad found this today at work

Dad schools son on Incognito Mode

Dad vs Social Media

Damn Hector

David Blaine after a magic trick.

Day 14 at my parents house and they still haven't noticed

Dear CVS, thank you for giving me a 3 foot long receipt when I bought some TicTacs. It was the inspiration for my Halloween costume.

Defence

Definitely gotta add it to my must-read list.

Dickbutt has made it to the big time!

Dillard's is going all out this year!

Disappointed Generic Brand Cat

Do theyt work for childs rooms?

Do you even accessorize bro?

Do you ever say something and instantly regret it?

Do you want fries with that?

Dodging life's bullshit like...

Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

Dog Logic

Doggo does the tired

Doggystyle Female POV

Dogs are man's best friend.

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Don't think they know how graphs work

Don't want to be that guy

Don't we all, Peter?

Dr. Pupper

Draw a line to the correct answer.

Dress up like 'dominoes' they said...

Dude makes a good point

Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. [OC]

Due to recent events, I made a new logo for reddit

Earthquake Detection Kit

Easily the best book donation I've ever received

Easy mistake!

Easy now, Galileo

Elmo died for our sins

Elmo, sticking it to the man

Eminem still savage af

Employees Must Wash Hands

English class explained.

Entertaining an orangutan

Equal Parts

Europe vs Usa

Even though he's blind, he still loves staring out the window

Ever been caught fapping?

Ever fuck up so bad you had to mop up rain?

Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert

Every pub in the U.K.

Existential Crisis

Facebook tagging gone wrong

Fact

Facts

Fake News

Fake it if you can't make it

Family Planning Advice

Fantasy.

Favorite cartoon

Fedex, thanks for getting these to me safe and intact.

Fetch.

Fighting the good fight.

Finally came!

Finally figured out who I'm voting for this election.

Finally, a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.

Finland Breakfast

Firefighters are fed up with you

Fish swimming in water cooler prank.

Five stars

Fixing a toilet leak. I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, had a pain in the ass time putting the wax ring and screws on...only to install the toilet and forgetting about the door. I'm an idiot.

Flanders.

Flower power

Following the news about water on Mars...

Foolin' a father.

For my last day of work at the pet store, I made myself Employee of the Month

Forgot I had a dentist appointment and didn't have time to change. They think I am crazy in the waiting room.

Found at local Costco

Found in a Crocery Store

Found the guy from your math problems

Found this gem at my local thrift store

Found this great deal

Fountain

Fourth largest religion

Free Hugs

Free loads and spends money on tobacco instead of food

Free umbrellas

Friend switched on the lights in his hotel room and looked up

Friendly Neighbor

From my brother. He's a funeral director.

Fuck your dreams kid

Full time teacher, part time roller

Fully commit, or eat shit...

Funny translation error in Panama

Future Astronaut

GF works repairing jewellery. She found this when she managed to open the locket.

Galaxy Note incoming

Game of Thrones realism

Gee, thanks, Grandma...

German shepherd? I think we adopted a kangaroo.

Getting a jump start on that new years resolution

Girlfriend's professor started off his exam right.

Give the people what they want

Giving up made it worse

Global warming solved.

God Vs Satan: Fossils

God dammit Trebek!

Goddammit Grant.

Going to Hell

Good Advice

Good call,Chris

Good question

Goodbye, bunny.

Goodnight

Google knows what I am talking about

Googles future plans

Googly Eyes Sure Do Amplify Character Expressions

Goomba!

Gotem

Gotta love some classic Gary Larson

Grammer Nazi

Grand Tour sweaters

Grandma sent me this in the mail. Slowest picture message ever.

Guy Standing sitting

Gym, expectations vs reality

HAHA. A girl I went to High school with tried taking a cute 'when in Rome' photo. This was her result.

Halloween 2016

Hank=savage

Happy Columbus Day

Happy Fucking Turkey Day, reddit!

Happy Hour Playset

Happy March 31st!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, from Zach Braff's family to yours

Happy'Er' Day!

Has science gone too far?

Have I found the meaning of true love?

Have a metal Christmas

Haven't seen my roommate in 5 days. I came back to this on my door today

Having a tall girlfriend

Having just learned how to drive manual, this is what every uphill feels like to me

He color coordinates his shirt and drink everyday

He grew up!

He looks so proud

He sees when you've been drinking, he knows when you're .08

He's got my vote

He's the mayor this city needs!

Hell

Hello world!

Hello? Yes hello this is Derp

Help, Batman!

Helpful instructions are always appreciated.

Here's an old picture I found of my grandfather. He was in the Navy.

Hey Bruce?

Hey Do My Feet Stink ?

Hey, what's that text on your shirt?

Hi

Hi sir! How can I help you?

Highschool bathrooms never disappoint

Historic moment

Hold up, the screw fell out

Holiday greeting from long ago and far, far away.

Holy shit

Home Alone in real life

Hoping my mother plays an 'S'.

How London deals with ghosts

How To Build A Snowman

How could i be mad after this?

How dinosaurs evolved according to an ancient Chinese scripture

How ironic..

How kid's shirts should be

How the British as seen by Americans and Europeans

How the Subway Works

How the new Instagram logo was made

How the world thinks Americans go to sleep.

How to calm down samuel l. jackson

How to draw Mickey Mouse

How to handle life's problems

How to keep your files safe

How to play with your kids Vol 1

How to properly present the newborn to the world

How to take the last donut

How to troll hundreds of people daily with almost no effort

How to wake drunk people up.

Huh

I Am Very Curious About This

I Made my own Christmas Card this year....

I Ordered Cards Against Humanity's 5th Expansion or at least I thought.

I accidentally searched 'Corgi Ship' instead of 'Cargo Ship'

I agree with Dylan

I am lucky to have a Korean mother, otherwise I would be so dirty.

I am thankful no one blew my turkey's head off with a shotgun.

I am the person from your 3rd grade math word problems.

I can assure you...

I can dream, can't I?

I can't believe nobody showed up to class today

I could never game because of my toddler son so I finally bought a play pen.

I couldn't stop giggling at her new 'flower' dress.

I don'know why, but I vinylized that guy's digitized image of that guy's shitty Charmander tattoo

I don't see many holiday themed condom ads so I decided to make one.

I don't think fluffy wanted to be in the family photo...

I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works

I enjoyed my daughter's first Disney ride more than she did.

I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic.

I feel so betrayed.

I found this at my local supermarket

I googled 'fat starfish' I wasn't dissapointed.

I got a timed feeder for my cat to try to help him lose weight. He sleeps like this now.

I got to hug Willem Dafoe at my graduation. Now this exists.

I guess State farm covers stupid too.

I hate it when my money gets all mixed up like this

I have my doubts...

I just quit my job the best way I know how.

I made a slight adjustment to my sister's Christmas photos

I made this for any NYC restaurant owner to use. :)

I mean I always thought he was a good boy but jeez

I mean, whatever's comfortable...

I present to you the official friend zone logo.

I pushed my dog out of the seat so I could sleep during a road-trip, my wife took this picture while I slept.

I put this in the drain at the front of my house

I received a birthday card. Thanks 'grampa'

I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over for Christmas, they haven't noticed yet.

I see your dad enjoying the the ride, and raise you three terrified daughters.

I should buy 10 then!

I think Amazon has it out for me...

I think I found my new condom brand.

I thought it was pretty long

I thought this was a singular magnet...

I thought you were gay

I told her she could stay for a couple days and I find this in my shower.

I too desire a standing desk...

I try to capture the essence of raising two boys in our Christmas cards. Here is my 2016 card.

I waited 13 years for this moment.

I was the king of the world..

I wasn't shocked when a picture of me made it to the boat's website. I mean look at my amazing body and my fish shorts are awesome.

I went to see that cat statue in Istanbul

I will not fight the future

I wish I was as close with my mom as Dave Grohl is with his.

I wore this custom shirt during my wife's labor. Wife was not amused. [OC]

I work for a rocket engineering company and this was on the back of an engineer's time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!

I work for a trucking company and this was written on the back of a drivers time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!

I work in IT, finding this in the server room made my day!

I'll grow old and fat with you

I'll have to come back to this one

I'm 34 and this is why I'm looking forward to autumn

I'm Going to Kill You

I'm a motherfucking starboy

I'm hoping my Sgt doesn't notice

I'm not a fan of my new name badge

I'm not in fighting shape but this should be no problem.

I'm sure this guy is secretly a moderator somewhere on reddit

I've been a vegan for one week...Is this normal?

I've been asking for years and they finally delivered!

I've waited so long for this moment

If I had money I would so do this!

If Taylor Swift's album '1989' had came out in 1989

If Titanic happened today

If heaven exists

If it was not for this gate, I'd kill you.

If only...

Im trying to quit smoking. My girlfriend offered a blowjob anytime I feel I need a smoke.

Important questions deserve detailed answers...

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

In case you didn't know

In case you ever feel lonely

In fairness, that is what I said.

In high school my friend got two pictures in the yearbook by pretending to be his own twin brother.

In light of Mad Max's Oscar Wins..

Insert title here.

Intelligent Life

Introvert at its finest

Iron Maiden came to Munich for refueling purposes

Is the mask muffling my voice?

Is this guy wearing a Starfleet dress?

It begins...

It took me a few tries

It turns out I'm less attractive than a tent.

It's 2016 so nothing surprises me any more

It's Science.

It's a Christmas miracle!

It's almost flannel season

It's funny how a space mission is cheaper than a movie

It's sorry

It's that Cold in Chicago

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's the small things that make being a parent so rewarding

Its a terrible show

Its not alcoholism, its activism

Jack White looks like Michael Cera dressed up as Johnny Depp for Halloween

Jack and Coke

Japan is getting fucked in the Women's World Cup so hard that this is what they see when they turn on the TV

Jealous Siri

Jesus

Jesus, get out of the way!

Jinkies! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

John Cena feeling mildly disrespected

Johnny Tightlips

Jon Snow does knows how to deal with cops.

Jon Stewart responds in the only logical way

Jonah Hill refuses to sign autographs. Instead, he hands out this business card

Just a cat falling off a table

Just a massive penguin battle

Just another brick

Just another day in Vietnam

Just because it would probably piss North Korea off (repost)

Just like that

Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices?

Just working that Nein to Five

Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

Katie Ledecky still waiting for others to finish

Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster

Keep it classy 'murca

Keep me updated!

Keeping the dying art of calligraphy alive

Kelso's math checks out.

Khal-Mart Brand

Kicked my mooch SO to the curb and he left me this great new artwork! (x-post)

Kids are hilarious!

Kids these days

Kindergarten vs Senior year

Kitten socks

Knew it wouldnt be too long till i find a lost apple connector thing on the street.

LEEEERRROOYYY JEEENNKKIINNSS!!!

LIFE LESSONS

Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield

Last night my dog graduated from a beginner obedience class. This morning we found her certificate like this.

Last week I made a joke about my coworker being old (he's about 12 years older than me), today he came in to work with this

Laters!

Lazy or intelligent?

Leaked footage of the fight scene between spiderman and antman

Leave the Upside-down alone

Lego de Triomphe

Let me Fly

Let me love you!

Let's be honest here...

Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after crossing the plains saw the Rocky Mountains and said 'Fuck that, I quit.'

Let's go for a run with the iPhone7

Let's play a little game.

Level up them skills

Life choices

Life was simple back then

Little League

Local Delis Kids menu

Local doggie daycare learned a valuable lesson about leaving a Roomba in the reception area.

Local elementary school is taking submissions on their name change

Locate the mothership.

Look What I Just Found

Look at the clouds!

Look! They started making teenage mannequins

Looking for a mattress protector and came across this review...

Looks like he's still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park...

Looks like somebody's mom ran into a friend at the supermarket.

Looks like this horse did something really wrong

Love

Low IQ & A

Lowcost Cosplay reaches a new high!

LulaRoe strikes again with the random placement of Santa's hand.

Luxo the Pixar Lamp

MIRROR: THANKS HUMAN........

Macy's parade taking an dirty turn.

Make it rain

Making mom proud, one lumberjack photo at a time.

Marshmallow doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.

Master Splinter spotted

Match the relatives

Math for Non-Asians (Fake Book Covers on the Subway PART TWO)

Maybe I've misjudged this show.

Maybe it will work?

Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins...

Me participating in group projects

Meanwhile at FIFA Headquarters

Meanwhile in Colorado..

Mechanically impossible yet accurate

Mediocre donuts.

Merry Christmas. Reddit. No shit, I really mean it.

Merry christmas family face swap

Mexican Space Program.

Millennials be like...

Millennials...

Modern Britain in a nutshell

Modern Home Alone

Monty Python ahead of their time

More rape!

Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys Morty

Mosquito: That Russian Athlete Tasted Funny!

Motherhood. Yay.

Mr. Burns is a good motivator.

Music festival in 90 degree weather wouldn't allow venders to sell beverages...

My 3 year old nephew asked if Grandma Bear was talking on Skype.

My 6 yr old son had been asking me over and over, 'Do you need to go to the bathroom?' and I just found out why.

My 8 year old just came to the realization that since we allowed him to get an adult meal he doesn't get the free ice cream that comes with the kid's meals. Welcome to the real world kid.

My Christmas Card this year. I've been single my whole life.

My English teacher has this posted outside her office

My Grandma made this for me and insisted I post it on Reddit...Happy Turkey Hat Day from my Grandma and I.

My Nana asked me to fix her phone because 'the outside clock is always showing the wrong time.'

My University made a funny.

My boyfriend had cookies delivered to me while I was studying

My brother got his bike stolen in front of the building where he lives and wanted to take a look at the cameras. Here is the mail conversation

My brother graduated from online school

My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot.

My brother's camp requires the kids write a letter home after the first week

My brother's in the wine business. At tastings if he encounters insufferable wine snobs, this is his go-to move to confuse them

My brother's new shirt

My buddy jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn't understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result.

My city's sustainability program put out a new flyer for the season.

My co-worker told me I had no holiday spirit so I wrapped him a gift.

My cousin said my cat kind of looks like Ron Perlman

My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk

My dad thought 2-year-old me was strong enough to hang from the curtain rod while he takes a picture

My daughter got the mail today (it's Sunday), apparently they have another week off school.

My daughter is so considerate

My daughter's hair...she's 12 weeks old

My dog won't go camping with me anymore.

My friend decided to cover up the tattoo of his ex wife!

My friend got a new number but my phone seems super suspicious of her.

My friend had a medieval themed wedding and her grandpa showed up like this.

My friend is in her 20s and entered this because there was no age limit.

My friend sent me an interesting Christmas card. I'm Jewish...

My friend's daughter had 'crazy hair day' at school today.

My friend's office has been in a post-it war with the neighbors...and yesterday, the neighbors won.

My future is looking great!

My girlfriend broke her foot 10 minutes in to her graduation photo shoot

My girlfriend creatively rearranged her parents wall quote after the dog destroyed her shoes

My girlfriend finished putting up her Christmas tree.

My girlfriend just sent me this image and asked 'is this a HDMI cabel?'

My hotel spent thousands on 25 pin iPhone docks just before Apple switched to lighting ports. A few months ago they finally retrofitted them all with these:

My husband tried cutting his hair by himself

My ice maker works. So I got that goin for me which is ice

My initials are E.D, I've been signing with a dick my whole life

My kind of workout!

My local airport added a new display to mimic the inside of a plane. They chose an underwater scene as the background. How reassuring...

My local news channel doesn't know how bar graphs work

My mail order bride costume!!!

My mom keeps asking for grandchildren like she doesn't already have Tina here. Rude.

My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year.

My mother in law just left after a week long visit. This arrived at work today.

My mother knitted my grandma's chicken a sweater... welcome to Missouri.

My newly-wed friend left this for his wife

My niece is in 5th grade and got her first love note. This 5th grader has more game than I'll ever have.

My nizzle.

My office is a fun place

My parents made my wife a stocking for Christmas.

My plus sized cat having trouble with his new cat tree

My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night.

My professors desktop before our final exam

My respect, sir!

My sister has had enough of washing dishes!

My sister in law asked the balloon guy for a beer...

My sister is a very dark person

My sister is in Australia, so we made a 'Planet Sandwich'

My son and his cat, hanging out, watching Avatar.

My son is upset. I got him a card.

My tribute to the death of two greats. Harambe and the 3.5mm Jack #JacksOutForHarambe

My uber driver picked me up from the airport in 5 minutes, which is insane considering he drove all the way from 2002.

My uncle came to America only once in his life. Here he is in Chicago on the 4th of July.

My university library, ladies and gentlemen.

My wife asked for a Coach bag for her birthday. Let's just say she's pretty happy today.

My wife works in pharmacy and I'm immature

My young niece and I send each other funny cards in the mail sometimes. Her latest one really cut me deep.

MyFitnessPal just gave up on me...

Nailed it

Nailed it... all the way back in '97

Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.

Nativity scene finished

Natural progression

Naughty, nice, and...

Netflix and chill is overrated

Netflix glitches are the best

Netflix's ironic timing

Never forget.

Nic Cage looks like he's shooting a movie even when hes just taking a walk

Nice try, Iceland.

Nightly Routine

No Diggity is the answer; however, I've found a fair amount of diggity to be acceptable.

No Senior Discount!

No need for an accountant

No one at work has taken responsibility for decorating the Christmas tree, for the last week it has been propped up in its box waiting. Today, I stepped up to the plate.

No sugar coating these discharge instructions

No! Uncle Ben!

Nope.

Not a single time

Not all heroes wear capes..

Not sure if this is racist

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need

Not the usual Chatroulette.

Not with that attitude!

Now show me the money,,,

Now that's a nice feature

OH NO

OMG Panda Tree

OMG! HUMAN! You're h-oh-fuck-ow-fuck-ow-ow-oomph home!

Odd one out!

Oh Utah, you have the best signs!

Oh hi guys. I think it's time for me to come in now. I mean like really, really NOW!

Oh how the tables have turned

Oh thanks Google

Oh yeah? My swag peaked in 1987!

Ok, thanks Google.

On my last day of working nights I got everyone pizza... The gangs all here!

On the way to Bethlehem..

On vacation in California with my best friend and took a picture with perfect timing

One and the same

One of many brilliant one liners from the show Community.

One of my favorite Louie scenes

One of my more elderly customers gave me this because he 'knows that I love technology.'

One of the hottest women

One of the very best teaching reviews I have ever read.

Only at Michaels

Opened my Jones rootbeer to read this on the inside of the cap....

Or not.

Origin of the eastern dragon painting

Our City is proud to have the World's largest TeePee. Someone vandalised the sign last night...

Our refrigerator died, the next morning my 11 y.o. told me check the fridge the milk went bad..this is what i found.

Our special boy Knut having a special moment during Christmas photos

Overcrowding in British Prisons.

Overexcited

Overhearing people in work talking about the new diet they're trying always reminds me of this.

Parker I want that picture of Spiderman on my desk by noon!

Passive aggression level : Office

Patriots

Patton Oswald's post emmy celebration.

Paul McCartney's new album title could be a bit catchier

Paul Rudd's son is skeptical

Paying rent the day after payday

People are starting to comment on how late I stay at the office.

People in the parking lot at Wal-Mart.

People that have a reddit account but never post or comment

Photo my deer took today. Mom slipping on ice.

Photo my mom took today. Deer slipping on ice

Photograph your head. Print. Turn into a helmet. Ride like a giant-headed God among mere normal head-sized mortals.

Photographer fell down while taking a wedding picture, here's the picture he ended up taking.

Picking a fight with my wife

Pineapple

Plastic Surgery

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Playing Pokémon 2016

Pool.

Poor Engineers...

Portal

Potty Training

Pranks like this are actually funny.

Pretty accurate depiction of society.

Prince William on a stag night

Pro hide and seek

Professor pranks students

Progress

Proper way to fight a Unicorn

Protests in Colorado today.

Prove It

Psst...

Public Affection Etiquette 101

Pun

Putting a woman on a dollar bill

Putting money in the wallet is a very hard thing

Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction dad joke

RED

RIP, Sweet Prince

Ransom Note

Ready to get hammered?

Remember . . .

Respect

Responsible Adult

Roadside pranking

Robin Williams had no chill

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world

Rupert Grint and Alan Rickman

Russian workers excavating.

Ruthless parking attendant

Ryan Reynolds, everybody

Santa wrapped them

Save money by using the same actor!

Saw this in a parking garage

Saw this in my newsfeed, good guy domino's.

Say hello to dick face

Scientific Method is there for a reason

Scumbag level: 100

Sea Gulls are c*nts

Seems Legit

Seems like a normal dog to me

Self Control is strong in this one

Selfie of a Hottie

Settings done right

Shark romance isn't easy

Shark stubbed its toe on a coral reef.

She's a retriever, not a genius.

She's adorable

Shit happens

Should've known it before

Show me Your happy face

Showed Them

Sign at my local chemist

Simon Cowell's Dad?

Simpsons with new twist on 'dad joke'

Sitting in my immunology class when...

Six

Slight improvement in Wikipedia picture caption

Smog couldn't stop Chinese Tai Chi master from his morning routine

Smoke wheat get good

Snow days in the car business

Snow monster outside my house wants me to come out and play

So I was trying out the plot twist generator...

So Snapchat face swap works on imaginary faces too

So far they suspect nothing.

So he did.

So much disappointment

So much for 'Equality'.

So my kid has now realized the full potential of the little recliner we got him.

So pretty...oh, Kim looks okay, I suppose.

So this happened..

So today my nana showed me some of her favorite websites

So we went to the roller derby last night. Everyone else's name was like Smash-Her or Bruise-Her...

So you think your area is rough?

So, do you play any instruments?

Solid work there Google...

Some good advice I found in a bathroom

Some kids are just great

Some kids note got confescated and the teacher started giggling

Some of community's best

Somebody wore chainmail to their school photo

Someone asked me to draw a competition where there is no winner. This is my answer.

Someone has a good sense of humor :p

Someone is trying to summon a janitor

Someone made 50 cent's tweet into a poster

Someone on Twitter pointed out to Amy Schumer that she looks like the woman from American Gothic. Her and JK Simmons quickly responded with a photo.

Someone scratched a gay slur into my buddy and his boyfriends door, their response is priceless

Someone told me I should share this picture of my cat.

Sometimes the world needs a Hero...

Sooooooooo happy

Sorry I hit your car...

Sorting paperwork, wife asked if I still needed my guitar sheet music

South park getting it right

Spawncampers

Speaker of Lebanese parliament trolling his wife

Speed

Spider-Man in Kansas

Spooky

Spotted during the second inning of the Jays-Yankees game today (found on -r-baseball)

Spotted on a very old car.

Spotted this one today

Spray tan tears won't go away

Starbucks has gone too far!

Staying Alive!

Stephen Colbert is getting pretty snarky.

Stephen Hawking is a genius

Steve Martin on stand-up

Sticker that came on my truck..

Still getting my money's worth

Strictly Prohibited!

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut

TREENAGERS

Tall lives matter

Taylor Swifts Bodyguard

Temptation.

Tenacious C

Thank God 2016 is almost over. There's no way 2017 could be any wor-

Thank god I get paid for this...

Thanks Dad

Thanks Reddit almost gave my card to this guy, thought he was a legit atm!

Thanks Reddit, juggled the ATM and found a false screen with a man inside trying to write down debit cards!

Thanks for the discreet packaging guys

Thanks for the heads up trucker bro

Thanks, Reddit! I jiggled the ATM a little and found the scammer system inside! Thank god I've been seeing people post about scammer systems!

Thanksgiving shirt

That one user who leaves a comment and upvotes your post in new

That time of year again!?

That's a pretty big difference

That's how friends keep you grounded, John Boyega.

That's what I say.

The 'New Normal' American Dream

The 'red eye reduction' feature on the iPhone does wonders!

The 90's were an odd time

The Alpacalypse has Begun

The Best Picture Ever Created

The Black Death

The Curious Case of Spiderman

The Hamptons

The Lie

The Lion King did it first

The Mayans predicted LiL Wayne

The Norwegian King messing with his queen

The Obesity Epidemic in America

The Opposite of a Problem

The Perfect Party Decoration

The Pledge

The Purge: Canada

The Simpsons gets it.

The UK Top 40 looks like it's arguing with itself

The Windows 10 Maps app can apparently look into the future

The age old question.

The bank job

The before picture

The best customer answer on Amazon

The best faceswap

The best kind of customer support

The best language barrier story

The best mime I've ever seen

The big question of the commonwealth games.

The boss gave us Friday off

The chemical composition of a latina orgasm

The circle of love

The college student struggle is real...

The dark side is strong in this one

The difference between Fox and CNN

The difference between being 20 and 40.

The difference between girls and boys

The dry-cleaner on Friends has another job

The existential crisis is real

The face of happiness.

The face of realization

The fifties were a simpler time...

The flintstones celebrated Christmas before the birth of Jesus Christ.

The government trying to seize Pirate Bay

The land of opportunity

The life we all want.

The logo for my home town's baseball team is a hot dog vendor... riding an ostrich.... Lord help us.

The logo for this paper company looks like Dick Butt's more successful brother.

The lord cometh and the lord skateth away!

The magician's back...

The many faces of cars

The metric system vs. imperial

The most honest 'do not enter' sign of all time.

The most important thing we all learned today

The most incredible billboard collaboration I've ever seen.

The most-best 80s moment

The office Keurig might be possessed.

The old cat doesn't trust the new cat.

The older I get, the more I understand grandpa Lou.

The only person we should be focused on bringing home for the holidays...

The optimism is overwhelming.

The pain....

The perfect gift for the angry grammar nerd in your life

The picture tells the whole story, really.

The president of Israel just posted a photo of a pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption (in Hebrew) 'call the security'.

The pup holder.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

The real star of the Super Bowl.

The reason why you never seen Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber in the same room together

The right font makes a difference.

The saddest book ever published

The shit they make me do...

The situation at my friends apartment right now.

The things you see in my hometown.

The truest diagram

The vent in my hotel shower doesn't seem to be working

The vet said to get him a tag.

The world isn't quite ready for Apple's wireless vision

There is no Wendy. Only Zuul.

There's always another side to all stories

There's only one guy who works in my office so we changed the men's bathroom sign

There's two types of horses in the stable

There's two types of kids on the first day of school..

These face-swapping apps are the most fun in museums

They know the truth.

They needed a photo of me for my employee spotlight at work (x post r-aww)

They said it couldn't be done...

They were right about the water pollution in the Olympics . I photographed this turd floating in a place of competition in Rio de Janeiro .

Things I hate

This 18 year old Futurama joke.

This IKEA instruction step tells me to throw out an included piece

This Norwegian jacket...

This Year's Seniors Never Knew About This Tragedy

This baby elephant getting into a tub is my spirit animal

This car outside my hotel

This cat can't be surprised by anything

This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.

This defines a whole generation

This girl at the Pirates-Dodgers game spent 10 minutes taking the perfect picture of her French fries then spent another 20 minutes browsing pictures of French fries.

This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon

This guy

This guy can't be serious.

This guy is doing it right.

This guy just walked into my meeting at work

This guy was dressed as Katy Perry's shark in a party an this is him kissing a girl.

This guys cosplay.

This haircut wasn't well done

This is Accurate [Fixed]

This is going to be an intense race

This is how I hang my Mike Wizowski Christmas ornament

This is how my wife decided to unpack her new cable

This is how you prank.

This is what AirPods look like from the front...

This is what happens when nice countries fight!

This is what happens when the weather computer fails during my local news

This is why punctuation is important.

This is why you don't cut lines.

This kid nailed it...

This movie seems really dark

This office worker really like Christmas

This old woman uses a marionette of herself to feed squirrels in the park

This older generation....always on their phones *shakes head*

This sneaky bastard scared the shit out of me.

This strip club does this every year.

This tactic for pooping was new to me.

This toddler loves the ads for a local personal injury lawyer so much, his mom made it his birthday party theme.

This... So evil.

Those dam jobs

Though historically accurate, I am not sure the Cowboys crushing the Red Skins on Thanksgiving is appropriate.

Thought this was beautiful

Thug life level- Crow

Time to bust em out today.

Times are tough

To be great...one must learn from the greats!!

To my wife and my children....

To whoever put these reflective eyes on the tree, fuck you !!

Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

Today is Canada Day. Here's to the best neighbor any country has ever had.

Today's Society

Told amazon customer support that I was in a hurry because my son was ready for bed. Then it got weird.

Tom Hanks with a swing and a miss.

Total humiliation complete

Touché

Toy Story: The Film - coming soon

Tried to take a picture of the beautiful landscape, got this instead

Truck-eating bridge in my hometown claims yet another victim

Truth [fixed]

Try it.

Tumblr chess

Two bears in a serious meeting

Two types of people in the winter

Uh Oh...

Ultrasound

Unique just like everybody else

Unisex...

Usually the student is the one making excuses

Utopia

Vanilla Ice has let himself go...

Visual Effects have come a long way

WTF Moment in the Library today

WW2 vet doesn't understand why everyone is moaning about the war.

Waiting for me at home.

Walking in to Costco

Wanna hang later?

Want some peanuts?

Was cooking pasta when suddenly cookie monster

Was looking at a hoodie I bought two years ago and just now realized that this is on the inside. Makes me love the hoodie even more.

Was trying to figure out why the bottom part of my Christmas tree wasn't fitting. Then I saw this note I wrote to myself exactly one year ago.

Watching Movies with Sub-Titles

Water served at a security conference in NZ

We are fabolous

We meet again, truck san.

We need more people like this guy

We put this on our closet door in IT because people kept trying to leave through it.

We're Stormtroopers.

We're the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived.

Welcome to 2014

Welcome to the real world Harry

Welcome... to HELL!

Well that escalated quickly.

Well, he's not wrong..

Well, uh... I guess that's a good motto

Welp, guess that answers THAT question...

Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery...

What I imagine happened whenever I see one of those 'My door is filled with snow' pics

What Math We Should Teach

What a life

What a national tragedy looks like after 100 years

What happened to him?!

What happens when your mum talks on the phone too much...

What it's like being a woman

What it's like working in retail

What my 2 year old daughter chose for her Halloween costume.

What ticket?

What would you do?

What's Sex?

What's my purpose?

When Dad's in charge of the family Christmas card...(xpost)

When I lose something my wife always has me retrace my steps. I thought it would make a funny cartoon. Hope you like it.

When Mace Windu Lends a Hand

When Only The Female Cyborgs Get Love...

When You Grow Up With Black Santa...

When You Win the Lottery but You're a Redneck

When a friend sends you a packet.

When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong.

When cartoons hit home..

When face swap goes horribly right.

When girls upload pictures like this, they gets thousands of likes, but when I do.. everyone loses their minds

When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are 'cool', I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.

When people ask why I don't want to have kids, this is the picture I show them.

When the temporary Frozen tattoo disintegrates, artistic dads improvise.

When you are in a gingerbread house competition and it doesn't work out, so you have to improvise.

When you ask for a golden retriever for your birthday and your boyfriend gets you this...

When you ask your dog what they're eating and they keep chewing

When you get told you can only use one side of piece of paper to write formulas for the final

When you have no life experiences or achievements

When you ride the Subway in Toronto. You never know what urine for.

When you stealth install windows 98 while your friend is sleeping

When you trying to take a sexy pic but some b*tch in the other mirror beats you to it

When you're asked to dance in a commercial but don't know any moves

When you're high af in public and the police walk

When you're walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you.

When you've gone out to eat but a table near you is being hella loud

When your CAT wants belly rubs

When your Christmas outfit looks like a Starfleet uniform

When your religious parents praise you for being devout, but don't pay enough attention to tell you're actually just a nerd.

Which websites has this Islamic cleric been browsing? (This is real, btw)

Who is it ?

Who wore it better?

Who's the real victim?

Whoever put those eyes in the tree: Fuck you!

Why I Can't Be a Math Teacher

Why do men lie?

Why nobody takes baby boomer seriously

Willie Nelson got pulled over today

Wisdom vs. Knowledge

With all of the protesting going on, finally one I can support.

Working in IT Support. My new wallpaper

Working together

Worst. Action figure. Ever.

Wow! That's a big blunt.

XXX-Men

Xmas on a budget

YOUR FUCKING PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED

YOWCH

Yall got any more of them slutty halloween costumes?

Yea ladies, don't blame the whipped cream.

Yeah, I'd probably super like this guy

Year No. 4 at my wife's family reunion.

Yesterday was my dad's 35th anniversary at his job. His coworkers got him this.

You are the boss.

You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere

You caused this mess, you clean it up.

You got this!

You guys asked: me standing in my mail order bride costume

You know it's love

You know what I call guys like you?

You may be a hipster.... but you'll never be a girl spinning yarn in a BMW dealership

You may go no deeper

You mother fuckers

You shut your whore mouth, watch

You think that guy is clever?

You're a sociopath, Kelley.

You're gonna need a bigger pokeball

You're welcome mate

ZZ Top just posted this on Facebook

a christmas carol

alien encounter

an important achievement in Zootopia

another low cost cosplay

bathroom poets

can you not wear that in here?

can't hang man

chatroulette brings people together

christmas brodent

code name: big red

console gamer problems

custodian not to be fucked with

distant landing

ehhh, psssst, wanna buy some drugs

ew

finally, my cat listened to me

fuckin g-pa

give me all your teeth

helped my friend wrap his girlfriends mountain bike.

here you go, dear

how some animals see the world

how's thursday?

in the hospital with pancreatitis, this is the get well soon card and my daughter drew for me.

lunch money

me going into adulthood like

my girlfriend received a group selfie from a wrong number, so we quickly sent one back.

not sure it's the right subreddit

nun upping

she knows how to handle it

success is...

tax it, regulate it

the end of racism!

the future of grocery carts

theft deterrent...

these plates are color coded

this cartoon of mine gets reposted every fall. Guess I'll repost it this year.

what BBQs are like when you're 30, single and male

white christmas

win when ?

you're never around when I need you

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